Mark Twain on adjectives: Strike them out

Mark Twain warns us on using adjectives: "As toemerged from the water, stood up towering at
the adjective, when in doubt, strike it out."least two feet taller than my poodle, staggered to
Clifton Fadiman warns us too: "The adjective isa chair, and collapsed.
the banana peel of the parts of speech."These two examples, written with verbs and
Adjectives modify nouns. In the examples below,nouns, reveal more than adjectives. Adjectives
we see a tired boy sitting down:only tell. Nouns and verbs show. The adjective still
The tired boy sat down.has a place in writing. We would like to suggest
The exhausted boy sat down.the following list of rules:
The weary boy sat down.1. Whenever possible, use verbs and nouns to
The worn-out boy sat down.show instead of using adjectives to tell.
The sleepy boy sat down.2. If you must use adjectives to describe a noun,
The nodding boy sat down.limit yourself to one.
The drowsy boy sat down.3. When you use an adjective, avoid overused
More than one adjective can modify a single nounadjectives such as nice, good, bad, important,
as in the examples below:interesting, and beautiful.
The tired little boy sat down.4. When you use an adjective, try to use
The exhausted young boy sat down.uncommon adjectives such as decorous,
The small weary boy sat down.gratifying, iniquitous, burning, and ravishing.
Adding more adjectives weakens writing. Strong5. Use a metaphor or simile instead of an
writing comes from strong verbs and nouns. Youadjective.
may be asking what strong verbs and nouns are.Metaphors show how differences can be similar.
Strong verbs and nouns have several qualities:Here are two examples:
1. They are precise.1. The boy liked swimming very much.
2. Rather than being commonly used, they are2. The boy was a fish, only leaving the water to
less commonly used.sleep.
3. They are paintbrushes creating visual andThe first example is a common sentence. The
visceral images.second example uses a metaphor to convey the
We can edit these sentences to tell us the boy issame information with stronger writing.
tired without using any adjectives:A simile also compares two different things, often
The boy gasped for air after running down theusing the words like or as. We can use a simile to
mountain and fell into the chair in front of me.communicate the same information as follows:
The boy finished swimming across the river,The boy was like a fish, only jumping out of the
emerged from the water, staggered to a chair,water for a second or two at a time.
and collapsed.In moderation, adjectives help our writing. Most
We can further edit these sentences, withoutwriters, however, overuse adjectives. Mark Twain
using any adjectives, to include that the boy isthus cautions us. Our suggestion is the next time
small.you reach for an adjective, remember the
After running down the mountain, the boy gaspedalternatives of strong nouns and verbs, and
for air and fell into the chair in front of me, hissimiles and metaphors. If one of these options is
feet still 12 inches from touching the floor.better for your writing, use it.
The boy finished swimming across the river,